SPACEX INTERN / STARBASE, TX

Somebody
hired this guy.

One badge. Too many opinions.
Complains about the process.
Is usually the process.

NOTE TO SELF

Already planning retirement in SPCX.

PERSONNEL FILENO. 0001
The Intern, looking tired before the meeting has even startedON PROBATION

INTERN

Employed. Unsupervised.
DEPARTMENT
Unnecessary meetings
ACCESS LEVEL
Still asking
REPORTS TO
Whoever notices
PLEASE RETURN TO THE BREAK ROOM.
The face of “I thought you were doing it.”
THE JOB,
APPARENTLY.
01 / THE MISSION

Make life multiplanetary.

02 / MY CONTRIBUTION

Rename final_v7 to final_v8.

03 / NEXT MILESTONE

Get access to the printer.

The Intern at his desk, surrounded by coffee, paperwork and unfinished work
STARBASE / SOMEWHERE NEAR THE BREAK ROOMBUSY LOOKING BUSY.
UNFILTERED. MOSTLY UNHELPFUL.

The work log.

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END OF SHIFT. UNFORTUNATELY STILL ONLINE.

Low clearance.
High opinions.

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